The Pessimist and the Optimist.
Hawkeye can spot an adventure from 40 yards, but ol' Bread-Bag never wants anything to do with it. That is until they get there. This is usually around the time when Bread-Bag finds true love and the adventure turns out to be nothing like poor Hawkeye had envisioned for THE ADVENTURERS.
Please write some adventures for the adventurers in the comments section.