I asked for salami on my sandwich today instead of roast beef...the girl making the sandwich was stunned by this...then asked me " what do have against roast beef? I said" It's nothing personally against roast beef, I just like salami". Then I think she slipped a small piece of roast beef in there thinking i wouldn't notice. I'm not 100% on that,but I think I did get banned for 6 months though.
Quick sketch on some scrap paper at work today.